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A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock -- it`s half-past three in the morning.
`I`m not getting out of bed at this time`, he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. `Aren`t you going to answer that?` says his wife. So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.
He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn`t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. `Hi there,` slurs the stranger, `Can you give me a push?`
`No. Get lost, it`s half-past three. I was in bed,` says the man and slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says `Dave, that wasn`t very nice of you.
Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man`s door to get us started again? What would have happened if he`d told us to get lost?`
`But the guy was drunk,` says the husband.
`It doesn`t matter,` says the wife. `He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.`
So, the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and, not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: `Hey, do you still want a push?` and he hears a voice cry out `Yeah please.`
So, still being unable to see the stranger, he shouts: `Where are you?`
And the stranger replies: `I`m over here, on your swing set.`
