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A wife asked her husband if he is planning to do anything for their annivarsary.
The husband looks at her and replies "Where we are from we don't cellabrate mistakes."

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Kawał z dnia 2018-01-17

Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.

Kawał z dnia 2018-01-16

What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law?
A judge.

Kawał z dnia 2018-01-15

An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
The message for the B-52 crew was:
- "Anything you can do, I can do better."
Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.
The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.
Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked:
- "So? What did you do?"
- "We just shut down two engines."