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God asks asks Adam how he`s doing, - `Well, it`s ok but I am abit lonely`. - `Ok` God answers. - `Let`s do something about it. I can give you the most wonderful and satisfactory being and friend you`ll ever need you`ll never be lonely again, and you`ll have everything you ever need`. - `But it meens I need your arm and leg to create that beeing`. Adam ponders and isn`t willing to sacrifice his arm and leg. -`Ok` God says again. -`With only your leg, I can make a nice and welcoming partner for you, giving you no grief only happiness` Adam ponders again - he is rather lonly but really wants his leg. `What can I get for one of my rib bones ?` Adam finally replies.

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