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A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, `Take that sheep to the zoo, now.`Next day the policeman sees the man with the sheep again.The policeman stops the guy and says, `What on earth are you doing with that sheep?`The guy says, `What is there to do? Yesterday I took him to the zoo and now I``m taking him to the movies.`

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Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, `I can`t do it, I can`t do it, I CAN`T DO IT!`In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, `How did it go?` The first one answers. `It was embarrassing. I simply couldn``t do it.`The second hobbit shook his head. `Manhood problems, eh?``No. I couldnt get on the bed!`

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