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Q: If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? A: His wife !

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Kawał z dnia 2018-05-24

A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith. `I locked my keys in my sports car!` said the nervous lawyer. `No problem, I should be there in about an hour,` replied the locksmith. `Do you think you can make it a little sooner?` pleaded the lawyer. `My top is down and it`s starting to rain.`

Kawał z dnia 2018-05-23

Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said `It`s O.J. again. He`s up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations.` `Donations!` I said, `How much you got so far?` He said `about ten gallons.`

Kawał z dnia 2018-05-22

On a rural road a state trooper pulled a man over and said: `Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?` To which the man replied: `Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!`