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Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, `You man the guns, I`ll drive.`

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Kawał z dnia 2025-07-03

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, `See that, baby? That``s 1000 pounds of dynamite!` She begins to drool.The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder``s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, `See those, baby? That``s 1000 pounds of dynamite!` She is aching for action at this point.Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, `Why are you in such a hurry to go?`She replies, `With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!`

Kawał z dnia 2025-07-02

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were noill effects, so he forgot about it.Once he was in the doctor`s office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man`s arse was that eye staring right back at him. `You know, ` said the doctor, `you really have to learn to trust me.`

Kawał z dnia 2025-07-01

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive``s wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.Without hesitating, he dictated, `...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.`