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Q: How many US Attorney Generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I cannot recall that particular answer at this time.
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Kawał z dnia 2019-04-24
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, `What`s so funny, Pat?`
`I just saw one of your garters!`
`Get out of my classroom,` she yells, `I don`t want to see you for three days!`
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, `What`s so funny, Billy?`
`I just saw both of your garters!`
Again, she yells, `Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don`t want to see you for three weeks!`
Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
`Where do you think you`re going?` she asks.
`From what I just saw, my school days are over!`
Kawał z dnia 2019-04-23
A man goes to his doctor and says, `Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I`ve got a problem.` The doctor examines the man and finds the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area.
`It`s all cleared up!` the man reports when he returns. `But what was that medication you gave me?`
Kawał z dnia 2019-04-22
Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, two, one, two, three, four!