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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, `What is that?` `They`re smart pills,` said the other boy. `Eat them and they`ll make you smarter. So he ate them and said, `These taste like sh*t.` `See,` said the other boy, `you`re getting smarter already.` Więcej kawałów po angielsku
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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: `I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren`t mine.` His second friend says: `I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn`t mine.` Paddy says: `I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.` Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. `No, I`m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.`
Kawał z dnia 2024-04-24
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
Kawał z dnia 2024-04-23
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That`s `womyn` with a Y, and it`s not funny!
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