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Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?

They already have boyfriends.

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Kawał z dnia 2024-05-10

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.

He replied, `No thanks. I don`t drink. I tried it once, but I didn`t like it.`

So the bartender said, `Well, would you like a cigarette?`

But the man said, `No thanks. I don`t smoke. I tried it once, but I didn`t like it.`

The bartender asked him if he`d like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, `No thanks. I don`t like pool. I tried it once, but I didn`t like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn`t be here at all, but I`m waiting for my son.`

The bartender said, `Your only son, I`m guessing.`

Kawał z dnia 2024-05-09

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

Kawał z dnia 2024-05-08

Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

The Chinese man says, `If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I`ll kill myself.`

The Italian guy says, `If I get another slice of pizza, I`ll kill myself.`

The redneck says, `Iffin I get another ham hock, I`ll kill myself.`

The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral the Chinese man`s wife says, `If only I hadn`t packed an egg roll that day.`

The Italian guy`s wife says, `If only I hadn`t packed a slice of pizza that day.`

`Don`t look at me,` says the redneck`s wife. `He done packed his own vittles.`