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Kawał z dnia 2024-04-23
Q: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: That`s `womyn` with a Y, and it`s not funny!
Kawał z dnia 2024-04-22
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, `Do you think there`s baseball in heaven?` Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, `I dunno. But let`s make a deal: if I die first, I`ll come back and tell you if there`s baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same.` They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, `Sol... Sol...` Sol responds, `Abe! Is that you?` `Yes it is, Sol,` whispers Abe`s ghost. Sol, still amazed, asks, `So, is there baseball in heaven?` `Well,` says Abe, `I`ve got good news and bad news.` `Gimme the good news first,` says Sol. Abe says, `Well... there is baseball in heaven.` Sol says, `That`s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?` Abe sighs and whispers, `You`re pitching on Friday.`
Kawał z dnia 2024-04-21
How many blonde jokes are there? None, they`re all true!
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